These are the best election tweets

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The polls for the 2016 election are beginning to close and Twitter is aflame. As the trashfire of this election burns itself to cinders, we got out of fetal position and took a break from counting down to the potential end of days with Twitter. Here are some tweets keeping us sane on #ElectionNight.

1) Wandering eyes

Trump won’t be the only Republican man who isn’t sure whether or not his wife is a Trump voter today.

2) Lost but never forgotten.

“How did we let these clowns come this close to presidency” asks a nation on its 6th month of mourning a gorilla

3) A judge completely shut down Trump’s campaign after the Nevada polling lawsuit is brought up.

The Trump campaign wants to make names of Nevada poll workers public. Judge’s response:

4) A mile high Mannequin Challenge.

5) Bad timing, Verizon.

OH MY GOD VERIZON ELECTION NIGHT IS THE WORST TIME FOR THIS ADVERTISEMENT.

6) New York has never been afraid to be vocal.

VIDEO: Donald Trump gets booed as he arrives at his polling place.

7) The Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

8) It’s the little things.

voting is the one time where they actually give you a sticker for being an adult

9) Great use of fast motion.

The line this morning at my polling place on the upper west side.

10) Shudders.

PSA: If you take a photo of your ballot in New York State, it automatically becomes a vote for Gary Johnson.

11) Rigged, I tell you.

12) An important reminder.

REMEMBER: you’re not just voting for president. You’re voting for the next robot in Disney World’s Hall of Presidents

13) And of course this gem.

“The iPhone doesn’t have a headphone jack but the Galaxy literally explodes” is a perfect metaphor for this election.

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